Watching Films on the Toilet

Gladiator 2: Maximus or WHACKsimus?!

Eamonn and Ben don their togas for a fearsome back and forth about Gladiator 2! A host of celebrities line up to deliver an offensive message to Ben, and we hear what Donald Trump really thought of The Apprentice. Plus there's an in depth discussion about Tom Cruise' bulbous nose, Jeff Bridges pops along for a high-pitched interview and there's a whole lot of nonsense about stupid historical figures! 

 

 

The Apprentice: Fake or Yuge?

Eamonn and Ben celebrate Trump’s historic victory by watching a film he referred to as “a hatchet job” - The Apprentice! There’s letters from a couple of disgraced celebrities, and an interview with none other than… Donald Trump! You’ll also learn the important rules that every alpha male should follow to make it in the world, and there’s a right kerfuffle when it’s time to fish or flush!

Joker: Folie à Deux or Folie à Number Deux?

Eamonn and Ben stretch their vocal cords for a chat about Joker: Folie à Deux! Ben also receives some long-awaited answers about his kidnapping in France and Eamonn shares some statistics! Sounds fun, right? There’s also an interview with The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, a letter from the deceased King of Pop and that game they can’t decide a name for!

Are Your Legs Long Enough to Watch Longlegs?

Eamonn and Ben are replaced by devil dolls for a discussion about Longlegs! After they've guessed how long Longlegs legs really are, they have a nice chat with Jason Statham, receive a couple of scathing letters and stare at some shiny balls full of devil mind gas. Plus there’s another high stakes game you can join in with at home AND Ben finds some weird black goo...

Alien: Romulus or Alien: Cromulus?

Eamonn and Ben are back - older and definitely dumber - for a chat about Alien: Romulus! Is it worthy of the original classics or does it crash and burn like the later entires in the franchise? And there are a load of celebrity guests of course! We’ve got James Cameron’s hot take on the movie, Donald Trump’s unexpected podcast endorsement and an in-depth interview with ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER about his iconic movie costumes! Plus there’s a high stakes game you can join in with at home along with all the latest movie news!

75. Blade Trinity (dumb waiter)

In which Eamonn and Ben struggle through the universally panned, Blade Trinity.

Eamonn faces inner turmoil, Ben takes a joke too far, there are letters from angry Plymouthians and they promise the next episode will be better.

 

“Haven’t you read Stoker’s fable?”

74. Highlander (Uh?)

Uh? In this episode Eamonn and Ben get ever so Scottish with 80s fantasy classic, Highlander! There's more chat about Gladiators, shocking events in their hometown and a Summarwee battle to the death! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

73. Saltburn (The Rock's bathwater)

Eamonn and Ben return from their Winter break with a nice chat about Saltburn! There’re letters from some huge celebrities, thoughts on the new Gladiators TV show, dental hygiene tips and the most middle class Top 5 you’ll ever hear.

 

"This is nice, mate!"

 

Does anyone read the episode description? If they did I'd write something about our Patreon and social media content but what's the point. 

72. Miami Vice (Punching Up with Jim Ross)

Eamonn and Ben celebrate the festive season by watching Michael Mann’s Miami Vice (2006)! Ho, ho, ho? There’s a lot of Jim Ross talk, a really boring Top 5 and the greatest pic n’ mix sweet of all time.

“I'm a fiend for mojitos.”

71. The Killer (no consequences to a whiskey flight)

Eamonn and Ben get hostile as they disagree on David Fincher's latest, The Killer (2023)! They also get unusually political, come up with a new job for the sultry Masterchef narrator and discuss playlists for professional killers. 

"Empathy is weakness."