Episodes
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
75. Blade Trinity (dumb waiter)
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
In which Eamonn and Ben struggle through the universally panned, Blade Trinity.
Eamonn faces inner turmoil, Ben takes a joke too far, there are letters from angry Plymouthians and they promise the next episode will be better.
“Haven’t you read Stoker’s fable?”
Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
74. Highlander (Uh?)
Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
Uh? In this episode Eamonn and Ben get ever so Scottish with 80s fantasy classic, Highlander! There's more chat about Gladiators, shocking events in their hometown and a Summarwee battle to the death! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Monday Feb 12, 2024
73. Saltburn (The Rock's bathwater)
Monday Feb 12, 2024
Monday Feb 12, 2024
Eamonn and Ben return from their Winter break with a nice chat about Saltburn! There’re letters from some huge celebrities, thoughts on the new Gladiators TV show, dental hygiene tips and the most middle class Top 5 you’ll ever hear.
"This is nice, mate!"
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Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
72. Miami Vice (Punching Up with Jim Ross)
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Eamonn and Ben celebrate the festive season by watching Michael Mann’s Miami Vice (2006)! Ho, ho, ho? There’s a lot of Jim Ross talk, a really boring Top 5 and the greatest pic n’ mix sweet of all time.
“I'm a fiend for mojitos.”
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
71. The Killer (no consequences to a whiskey flight)
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Eamonn and Ben get hostile as they disagree on David Fincher's latest, The Killer (2023)! They also get unusually political, come up with a new job for the sultry Masterchef narrator and discuss playlists for professional killers.
"Empathy is weakness."
Monday Oct 30, 2023
70. Killers of the Flower Moon (long)
Monday Oct 30, 2023
Monday Oct 30, 2023
In this episode Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on Scorsese’s latest, Killers of the Flower Moon. There’s a letter from a controversial public figure, more excellent Pic n’ Mix chat and a whole lot of talk about the heights of your favourite actors.
“He is saving you, DUMB BOY!”
Wednesday Oct 11, 2023
69. The Exorcist: Believer (Ned Ryerson)
Wednesday Oct 11, 2023
Wednesday Oct 11, 2023
Eamonn and Ben check out David Gordon Green's latest attempt at resurrecting a beloved horror franchise, The Exorcist: Believer! There are also letters from podcast nemesis Josh Widdicombe and director Steven Spielberg, in-depth pic 'N' mix reviews, and really irritating kids.
"THE BODY AND THE BLOOD!"
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Wednesday Sep 27, 2023
68. Expend4bles (RIP Jumbo Shrimp)
Wednesday Sep 27, 2023
Wednesday Sep 27, 2023
Eamonn and Ben wrap up their Expendables marathon with... The Expend4bles! They recount their joyous trip into central London to watch the film together and eat lots of pic ’N’ mix. Plus there’re letters from one really famous person and one not-so-famous person, Eamonn comes up with some great ideas to fix the franchise and Ben gets hassled in the streets.
“Dumbbells.”
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The Expend4bles was directed by Scott Waugh with a screenplay by Kurt Wimmer, Tad Daggerhart and Max Adams, and produced by Kevin King-Templeton, Les Weldon and Yariv Lerner. The film stars Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, Megan Fox, Dolph Lundgren, Tony Jaa, Iko Uwais, Randy Couture, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran and Andy García.
Wednesday Sep 13, 2023
67. The Expendables 3 (Jar of Turkies)
Wednesday Sep 13, 2023
Wednesday Sep 13, 2023
What better what to celebrate the third part of their Expendables Marathon, than by watching... THE EXPENDABLES 3! Ben and Eamonn check out, what is widely considered to be, the worst film in the franchise for the first time, and you may be surprised by their reaction! Plus there's some in-depth Pic 'N' Mix chat, a failed attempted at gaining more listeners and Eamonn dies.
"I am The Hague."
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The Expendables 3 was directed Patrick Hughes, with a screenplay by Sylvester Stallone, Creighton Rothenberger and Katrin Benedikt, based on Characters by David Callaham, and produced by Avi Lerner, Kevin King-Templeton, Danny Lerner, Les Weldon and John Thompson. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Antonio Banderas, Jet Li, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Kelsey Grammer, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kellan Lutz, Ronda Rousey, Glen Powell, Victor Ortiz, Robert Davi, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Wednesday Aug 30, 2023
66. The Expendables 2 (drum roll, please)
Wednesday Aug 30, 2023
Wednesday Aug 30, 2023
After a rocky start, The Expendables marathon continues with... The Expendables 2! Ben and Eamonn introduce a new ‘Pic ’N’ Mix’ based feature, think about their mercenary character traits and compete in an unexpected Top 5 challenge, whilst laughing. A lot.
“Turn around, sheep.”
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The Expendables 2 was directed by Simon West, written by Sylvester Stallone and Richard Wenk, and produced by Avi Lerner, Danny Lerner, Kevin King Templeton and Les Weldon. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Scott Adkins and Yu Nan.