Watching Films on the Toilet

70. Killers of the Flower Moon (long)

In this episode Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on Scorsese’s latest, Killers of the Flower Moon. There’s a letter from a controversial public figure, more excellent Pic n’ Mix chat and a whole lot of talk about the heights of your favourite actors.

“He is saving you, DUMB BOY!”

69. The Exorcist: Believer (Ned Ryerson)

Eamonn and Ben check out David Gordon Green's latest attempt at resurrecting a beloved horror franchise, The Exorcist: Believer! There are also letters from podcast nemesis Josh Widdicombe and director Steven Spielberg, in-depth pic 'N' mix reviews, and really irritating kids. 

"THE BODY AND THE BLOOD!"

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68. Expend4bles (RIP Jumbo Shrimp)

Eamonn and Ben wrap up their Expendables marathon with... The Expend4bles! They recount their joyous trip into central London to watch the film together and eat lots of pic ’N’ mix. Plus there’re letters from one really famous person and one not-so-famous person, Eamonn comes up with some great ideas to fix the franchise and Ben gets hassled in the streets.

“Dumbbells.”

 

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The Expend4bles was directed by Scott Waugh with a screenplay by Kurt Wimmer, Tad Daggerhart and Max Adams, and produced by Kevin King-Templeton, Les Weldon and Yariv Lerner. The film stars Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, Megan Fox, Dolph Lundgren, Tony Jaa, Iko Uwais, Randy Couture, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran and Andy García.

67. The Expendables 3 (Jar of Turkies)

What better what to celebrate the third part of their Expendables Marathon, than by watching... THE EXPENDABLES 3! Ben and Eamonn check out, what is widely considered to be, the worst film in the franchise for the first time, and you may be surprised by their reaction! Plus there's some in-depth Pic 'N' Mix chat, a failed attempted at gaining more listeners and Eamonn dies.   

"I am The Hague."

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The Expendables 3 was directed Patrick Hughes, with a screenplay by Sylvester Stallone, Creighton Rothenberger and Katrin Benedikt, based on Characters by David Callaham, and produced by Avi Lerner, Kevin King-Templeton, Danny Lerner, Les Weldon and John Thompson. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Antonio Banderas, Jet Li, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Kelsey Grammer, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kellan Lutz, Ronda Rousey, Glen Powell, Victor Ortiz, Robert Davi, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

66. The Expendables 2 (drum roll, please)

After a rocky start, The Expendables marathon continues with... The Expendables 2! Ben and Eamonn introduce a new ‘Pic ’N’ Mix’ based feature, think about their mercenary character traits and compete in an unexpected Top 5 challenge, whilst laughing. A lot.

“Turn around, sheep.”

 

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The Expendables 2 was directed by Simon West, written by Sylvester Stallone and Richard Wenk, and produced by Avi Lerner, Danny Lerner, Kevin King Templeton and Les Weldon. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Scott Adkins and Yu Nan.

65. The Expendables (dippy egg)

The Expendables marathon begins with... The Expendables! In this explosive episode, Ben tells us more than we want to know about his trip to Florida, Eamonn wins are argument about The Greatest Showman and they share some terrific ideas for Jason Statham's head tattoo.

"Your lucky ring stinks!"

 

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The Expendables was directed by Sylvester Stallone, written by David Callaham and Sylvester Stallone, and produced by Avi Lerner, John Thompson and Kevin King-Templeton. The films stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Terry Crews and Mickey Rourke.

64. Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (Ricky)

Hold onto your hats, because Eamonn is back on the mic to review Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One! Ben quizzes him about his stint in Comedy Prison, they break the story of the next Mission Impossible film (featuring eagles and nunchucks) and Eamonn tries to sort out the mess that was made in his absence!

"He's a mind-reading, shape-shifting creator of chaos."

 

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Indulge in the madness that is Skibidi Toilet!

 

Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One was directed by Christopher McQuarrie, written by Christopher McQuarrie and Erik Jendresen, and produced by Tom Cruise and Christopher McQuarrie. The film stars Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Vanessa Kirby, Esai Morales, Pom Klementieff, Mariela Garriga and Henry Czerny.

63. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny featuring Raph!

Ben is joined by his old, school friend Raph to dig into James Mangold’s  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! Having just returned from a scorching weekend at Glastonbury, Raph shares his survival secrets, Ben prepares to be insulted by a celebrity chef, and Chat GPT dishes out some trivia questions for pretentious cinephiles!

“Everything hurts.”

 

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Indiana Jones and the Dial Destiny was directed by James Mangold, written by Jez Butterworth, John-Henry Butterworth, David Koepp and James Mangold, and produced by Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall and Simon Emanuel. The film stars Harrison Ford, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Antonio Banderas, John Rhys-Davies, Toby Jones, Boyd Holbrook, Ethann Isidore and Mads Mikkelsen.

62. Extraction 2 (pulling and all-nighter for the Dow Jones)

With the London Action Film Festival around the corner, Ben gets all excited and shares his enthusiasm for Netflix action thriller, Extraction 2 - all on his own! In this solo extravaganza, Ben looks forward to a call from Chris Hemsworth, brainstorms ideas for toilet-based events and goes up against Chat GPT for a top 5 challenge! 

"Is that dog wearing a Valentino shirt?"

 

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Extraction 2 (2023) was directed by Sam Hargrave, written by Joe Russo, and produced by Joe and Anthony Russo's AGBO. The film stars Chris Hemsworth, Golshifteh Farahani, Adam Bessa, Olga Kurylenko, Daniel Bernhardt, Tinatin Dalakishvili and Idris Elba.

61. The Loved Ones featuring Extreme Horror Replay!

In which Ben is joined by the hosts of the Extreme Horror Replay Podcast, Nancy and Big Ben, to share their thoughts on Australian horror, The Loved Ones (2009). Big Ben tells us all about his doll collection, Nancy embraces British culture and they tackle some tricky trivia questions!

"The trick is not to go too far. Just enough to break through the skull."

 

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