Want to know what Eamonn and Ben have been up to in the privacy of their toilet houses? Why, they’ve been watching films of course! Join a couple of knackered, old dads, as they discuss movies they’re not allowed to watch with their kids… in a roundabout way!
Episodes
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Ben is joined by his old, school friend Raph to dig into James Mangold’s Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! Having just returned from a scorching weekend at Glastonbury, Raph shares his survival secrets, Ben prepares to be insulted by a celebrity chef, and Chat GPT dishes out some trivia questions for pretentious cinephiles!
“Everything hurts.”
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Indiana Jones and the Dial Destiny was directed by James Mangold, written by Jez Butterworth, John-Henry Butterworth, David Koepp and James Mangold, and produced by Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall and Simon Emanuel. The film stars Harrison Ford, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Antonio Banderas, John Rhys-Davies, Toby Jones, Boyd Holbrook, Ethann Isidore and Mads Mikkelsen.
Monday Jun 19, 2023
Monday Jun 19, 2023
With the London Action Film Festival around the corner, Ben gets all excited and shares his enthusiasm for Netflix action thriller, Extraction 2 - all on his own! In this solo extravaganza, Ben looks forward to a call from Chris Hemsworth, brainstorms ideas for toilet-based events and goes up against Chat GPT for a top 5 challenge!
"Is that dog wearing a Valentino shirt?"
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Extraction 2 (2023) was directed by Sam Hargrave, written by Joe Russo, and produced by Joe and Anthony Russo's AGBO. The film stars Chris Hemsworth, Golshifteh Farahani, Adam Bessa, Olga Kurylenko, Daniel Bernhardt, Tinatin Dalakishvili and Idris Elba.
Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
In which Ben is joined by the hosts of the Extreme Horror Replay Podcast, Nancy and Big Ben, to share their thoughts on Australian horror, The Loved Ones (2009). Big Ben tells us all about his doll collection, Nancy embraces British culture and they tackle some tricky trivia questions!
"The trick is not to go too far. Just enough to break through the skull."
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Tuesday May 30, 2023
Tuesday May 30, 2023
In which Ben and guest host, Alex Robson, get stuck into James Wan’s Malignant. They hatch a plan to continue the franchise with a sure-fire hit sequel, Ben shares an exclusive track from Arnold Schwarzenegger's new album, and Alex stumbles upon a Disco Toilet.
“Time to cut out the cancer…”
Monday May 15, 2023
Monday May 15, 2023
In which Eamonn and Ben check out Marvel’s latest, Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3. Ben traumatises his children, they seriously consider taking a global superstar to court, and Eamonn gets into some serious trouble.
"Let's give the galaxy something to remember us by."
Tuesday May 02, 2023
Tuesday May 02, 2023
In which Ben subjects Eamonn to horror sequel, Evil Dead Rise. They receive some correspondence from some very important people, Eamonn hopes someone will return his stolen jacket and Ben shares the short-range toplines.
“Mommy’s with the maggots now.”
Friday Apr 21, 2023
Friday Apr 21, 2023
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by their old school friend, Foz, to chat about mind-bending sci-fi thriller, Infinity Pool. Eamonn looks forward to King Charles’ coronation, Ben tells us about a holiday challenge that almost killed him, and they receive some feedback from CHAT GPT.
“He is a spineless worm and a bed wetter and he'd sell his own mother for horse meat to save himself. “
Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
In which Eamonn and Ben disagree about John Wick 4. They receive a couple of letters from British icons, Eamonn locks down a new sponsorship deal and they clean up the Tank of Glory.
"I am Klaus."
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by regular guest, Alex Robson, and his comic-book artist brother, Will Robson, for a chat about the South Korean, zombie extravaganza, Train to Busan! Will chats about his Kickstarter comic book 'Outbreaks', they share the zombified celebrity they'd most like to keep in their basements and there's a letter from an action hero!
"Such a sh*tty day."
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Monday Mar 13, 2023
Monday Mar 13, 2023
In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the latest instalment of the Rocky franchise, Creed 3. They share their favourite pic n mix cramming strategies, Eamonn expresses his true feelings about Ben and there’s a surprising addition to the Tank of Glory…
“I brought you into my home, bro!”
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