Watching Films on the Toilet

20. The Suicide Squad (dingus)

In which Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on James Gunn's, The Suicide Squad. An old rivalry is reignited when they receive some unexpected news, Ben shares a cheap and easy recipe for a nutritious snack and Eamonn tells us all about one of his disgusting, old jobs. 

"We're all going to die."

19. Nobody (The Bell of the Ball)

In which Eamonn and Ben reunite for the Bob Odenkirk starring, action thriller, Nobody. They discuss the bitter feud that led to their brief hiatus, Eamonn attempts to engage American listeners and Ben shares his strategy for disposing of home invaders.

" I'm gonna #@$!% you up."

 

18. Avengement (Cream Horn)

In which Eamonn and Ben debate the Scott Adkin's-starring, action thriller, Avengement. Eamonn has a run in with a wild animal, Ben reflects on his short-lived boxing career and they receive a vaguely positive letter from an ex-wrestler. 

“I had to change myself into something I didn't even recognise anymore..."

17. Army of the Dead (A Touch of Swole)

In which Eamonn and Ben take on Zack Synder’s zombie heist thriller, Army of the Dead. Eamonn makes a daring escape, Ben prepares for the inevitable apocalypse and they receive a letter from a national treasure. 

“Death or rebirth. That's heavy, brother. But I dig it.”

16. Seven featuring Ash Tubb of Sugar Horse!

In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by Ash Tubb, the lead singer of Bristol-based doom gaze band, Sugar Horse, to discuss David Fincher’s influential thriller, Seven. They come up with some terrific casting ideas for an ITV remake of the movie, Eamonn receives a letter from his favourite celebrity and Ben gets all upset.

"Just look at all the passion on that wall."

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15. Falling Down (more Lembas bread)

In which Eamonn and Ben ponder the notorious, 90s thriller, Falling Down. Ben receives an unsettling letter from a close relative, Eamonn battles with his newfound popularity, and they announce a new, lucrative sponsorship deal. 

"And you have dinner ready and waiting for me, okay? And leave the skin on the chicken. All right?"

14. Don't Breathe (bacon pillow)

In which Eamonn and Ben check out the intense, horror-thriller Don’t Breathe. They receive a letter of appreciation from an unexpected fan, Eamonn accepts a gift from a stranger and Ben comes up with a bulletproof plan to save Plymouth. 

"There is nothing a man cannot do once he accepts the fact that there is no god."

13. Robocop 2 (sleepy butts and self-doubt)

In which Ben and Eamonn watch Robocop 2, the sequel to the 1987 cult classic. Ben cheeses off a rap-rock icon, Eamonn has beef with a gilet-wearing director and the boys attempt to lure in a new sponsor with an audacious snack-lobbing plan.

 

"Patience, Lewis. We're only human."

12. Hard Boiled featuring Russ Brock! (Mario Kart: John Woo Edition)

In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by co-host of I’m Scum: An Idlescast, Russ Brock, to appreciate John Woo’s action masterpiece, Hard Boiled. They receive a letter from a misunderstood comedian, Ben experiments with a cure for a longterm illness, Eamonn does his sister a massive favour, Russ struggles with sincerity and there’s an unexpected top 5. 

“Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.”

11. Brawl in Cell Block 99 (The Jerkass Mr Fox)

In which Eamonn and Ben break down the brutal, prison thriller, Brawl in Cell Block 99. They receive a terrific new sponsorship deal, Ben recounts a violent encounter, Eamonn goes looking for a violent encounter and they go to extreme measures to get their top 5 back. 

“That’s right, I’m loco. Now get the #$@% out of my crazy way.”