Watching Films on the Toilet

10. Universal Soldier (motorcross)

In which Eamonn and Ben rewatch the ‘classic’, sci-fi action film, Universal Soldier. Eamonn discusses his debilitating vocal tic, Ben shares a traumatic childhood memory, they receive a letter from a viral sensation, and they struggle to remember what they're doing during the top 5. 

"Wow! He really has beautiful ears!"

9. The Night Comes for Us (is that a box cutter knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?)

In which Eamonn and Ben chat about Indonesian action thriller, The Night Comes for Us. There's some shocking toilet news, Eamonn plans a new podcast, Ben benefits from someone else’s bravery and fond memories are shared during the top 5.

"Bobby!"

8. Midnight Run (happy New Year, Mr Falcon)

In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the vastly underrated, 80s, action comedy Midnight Run. There’s some sound advice from an A-list celebrity, Ben boasts about his wealth, Eamonn makes a mess of his family home and things get physical during this week’s top 5.

“Oh Marvin, you did it this time!”

7. End of Days (let off some steam... The Devil)

In which Eamonn and Ben rewatch Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1999 supernatural action-horror event, End of Days. They receive some unexpected letters of correspondence, Ben discusses a longstanding family secret, Eamonn spends another night on the bathroom floor and extreme methods are required to determine the winner of this week’s top 5. 

"They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

6. Tango and Cash (mango and mash)

In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the Sly Stallone/Kurt Russell starring action comedy, Tango and Cash. Ben finds a special book of poems in a public toilet, Eamonn reveals a surprising and potentially lethal habit, and things get competitive when they guess each other's top 5 buddy cop movies.

“Well, if it isn’t Armani with badge...” 

5. Alien 3 (Ripley Come Dancing)

In which Eamonn and Ben discuss David Fincher’s controversial addition to one of their favourite franchises, Alien 3. Eamonn reads a heartfelt poem, Ben recalls the time he got lost in a foreign country and things get competitive, when they guess each other’s top 5 prison movies. 

"They think we're - we're crud!"

4. Death Sentence (bringing home the Bacon's... dead family)

In which Eamonn and Ben explore James Wan’s bloody, revenge thriller, Death Sentence. Eamonn struggles to make amends with his favourite film director, Ben begins to piece together the mysterious events surrounding his unexpected head injury and they attempt to guess each other’s top 5 bald characters in films.

"REEEEEEEAAAADY?"

3. Under Siege (bull huss fishing with Erika Eleniak)

In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the Steven Seagal starring boat film, Under Siege. Eamonn relives a life-changing experience from his time working at the Camels Head sewage treatment works, Ben tells us about the time he broke his dad’s heart and they guess their Top 5 Boat-Based films. 

"Get my pies out of the oven!"

2. The Lost Boys (an oily sax is the only sax)

In which Eamonn and Ben consider the teenage vampire classic, The Lost Boys. Ben chats about the vampire fighting equipment he used to keep under his bed, Eamonn offends chimpanzee-loving Cornish people and things get heated when they guess each other’s top 5 Vampire Movies.

"Initiation's over, Michael. It's time to join the club..."?

1. Event Horizon (no Sam Neill, I won't be pulling my eyes out, thanks)

In which Eamonn and Ben revisit ‘haunted house in space’ movie, Event Horizon, from the sanctity of their toilet houses. Ben attempts to summarise the film in the time it takes Eamonn to do a big wee, Eamonn tries to decipher incomprehensible song lyrics and they guess each other’s Top 5 Movie Spaceships.

"YOU LET ME BURN!"