Watching Films on the Toilet

13. Robocop 2 (sleepy butts and self-doubt)

In which Ben and Eamonn watch Robocop 2, the sequel to the 1987 cult classic. Ben cheeses off a rap-rock icon, Eamonn has beef with a gilet-wearing director and the boys attempt to lure in a new sponsor with an audacious snack-lobbing plan.

 

"Patience, Lewis. We're only human."

12. Hard Boiled featuring Russ Brock! (Mario Kart: John Woo Edition)

In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by co-host of I’m Scum: An Idlescast, Russ Brock, to appreciate John Woo’s action masterpiece, Hard Boiled. They receive a letter from a misunderstood comedian, Ben experiments with a cure for a longterm illness, Eamonn does his sister a massive favour, Russ struggles with sincerity and there’s an unexpected top 5. 

“Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.”

11. Brawl in Cell Block 99 (The Jerkass Mr Fox)

In which Eamonn and Ben break down the brutal, prison thriller, Brawl in Cell Block 99. They receive a terrific new sponsorship deal, Ben recounts a violent encounter, Eamonn goes looking for a violent encounter and they go to extreme measures to get their top 5 back. 

“That’s right, I’m loco. Now get the #$@% out of my crazy way.”

10. Universal Soldier (motorcross)

In which Eamonn and Ben rewatch the ‘classic’, sci-fi action film, Universal Soldier. Eamonn discusses his debilitating vocal tic, Ben shares a traumatic childhood memory, they receive a letter from a viral sensation, and they struggle to remember what they're doing during the top 5. 

"Wow! He really has beautiful ears!"

9. The Night Comes for Us (is that a box cutter knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?)

In which Eamonn and Ben chat about Indonesian action thriller, The Night Comes for Us. There's some shocking toilet news, Eamonn plans a new podcast, Ben benefits from someone else’s bravery and fond memories are shared during the top 5.

"Bobby!"

8. Midnight Run (happy New Year, Mr Falcon)

In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the vastly underrated, 80s, action comedy Midnight Run. There’s some sound advice from an A-list celebrity, Ben boasts about his wealth, Eamonn makes a mess of his family home and things get physical during this week’s top 5.

“Oh Marvin, you did it this time!”

7. End of Days (let off some steam... The Devil)

In which Eamonn and Ben rewatch Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1999 supernatural action-horror event, End of Days. They receive some unexpected letters of correspondence, Ben discusses a longstanding family secret, Eamonn spends another night on the bathroom floor and extreme methods are required to determine the winner of this week’s top 5. 

"They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

6. Tango and Cash (mango and mash)

In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the Sly Stallone/Kurt Russell starring action comedy, Tango and Cash. Ben finds a special book of poems in a public toilet, Eamonn reveals a surprising and potentially lethal habit, and things get competitive when they guess each other's top 5 buddy cop movies.

“Well, if it isn’t Armani with badge...” 

5. Alien 3 (Ripley Come Dancing)

In which Eamonn and Ben discuss David Fincher’s controversial addition to one of their favourite franchises, Alien 3. Eamonn reads a heartfelt poem, Ben recalls the time he got lost in a foreign country and things get competitive, when they guess each other’s top 5 prison movies. 

"They think we're - we're crud!"

4. Death Sentence (bringing home the Bacon's... dead family)

In which Eamonn and Ben explore James Wan’s bloody, revenge thriller, Death Sentence. Eamonn struggles to make amends with his favourite film director, Ben begins to piece together the mysterious events surrounding his unexpected head injury and they attempt to guess each other’s top 5 bald characters in films.

"REEEEEEEAAAADY?"